19 Life Hacks For Your Next Job Interview To Leave An Unforgettable Impression

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Jul 26, 2019 9:00 PM EDT

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    job interview - People - When it's your turn to ask a question say "Does this job come with a free apron cos I'm gonna be cooking." 1 finger gun.
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    job interview - Job - Remember, every question is a test so when they say "How are you?" reply "Goal orien- tated, thank you."
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    job interview - People - Employers check Facebook accounts so make sure all your photos show you looking spreadsheet and punching the air.
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    job interview - Job - Always make eye contact and if you have two interviewers, train your eyes to work independently like a chameleon.
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    job interview - Skin - Know the interviewer's name and use it during the interview. If you're not sure what it is, call them "Jobsy" or "Jobbo".
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    job interview - Job - If you're meeting 3 interviewers, bring in a 4 finger Kitkat. Take charge of distributing Kitkat to emphasise leadership.
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    job interview - Skin - If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it & say 'Here'. Break open a Fanta.
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    job interview - People - Be confident but subtle. Tap 'team player in Morse code on the desk with a pen.
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    job interview - People - When asked why you'd be suited to the job, pass an ancient scroll along the desk & say "It was foretold." Stare at them.
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    job interview - Skin - Make a point of mentioning you failed Reli- gious Studies and say "The only thing I wor- ship is productivity." 2 thumbs up.
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    job interview - Job - When asked if you found the place OK, say "I was driven here by cab. Normally of course I'm driven by results!" 4 winks.
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    job interview - White-collar worker - Tell them you're not an applicant, you're an appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise.
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    job interview - People - Take a call during the interview. Say "I can't talk now I'm going into a tunnel -a tunnel of hope!" Wink at interviewer.
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    job interview - Event - Show you're good at delegating responsi- bility by sending someone else to the in- terview.
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    job interview - People - When asked to describe yourself in 5 words, say "Atrocious counting skills". Laugh. Open packet of Mini Eggs.
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    job interview - Event - If asked to describe yourself in 5 words, say "I Will Bring In Cakes!" Produce brownie from your jacket pocket and smile.
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    job interview - People - Be confident. After answering each ques tion, kiss your fist and say 'nailed' to yourself.
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    job interview - People - At the beginning, try to make small talk with your interviewer such as "lovely day! or "you look like my real father."
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    job interview - People - If through nerves you feel you have to belch in the interview, belch a word in your favour like "enthusiastic".
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